Hello, I am Dan. Some people describe me as a humble genius, others call me the greatest human ever to have lived. I am apt to agree with both schools of thought. At any rate, here is the world internet premiere of two pics, one from the dorm-era when blarfy was first conceived, and the other from K-14 the Widowmaker when I still lived there.

Picture: One time Frank got trapped under the couch and his arm got stretched out. Luckily, the cameras were rolling.
Picture: Ahhhh fridge art...

I just put up some new pages. All the content is the same, it'll just be organized now. Hooray.

Movie: Super fantastic dancing. Mov file.
Picture: The Olsen twins as you've never seen them before!
Picture: Something about this picture is so cute.
Picture: Back when that sniper was killing people at gas stations in DC, this picture surfaced.
Picture: In Japan they sell watermelons in easily manageable shapes.

Well its good to see Blarfy back in action after some down time the past couple of years. Brings back memories of the good ole' dorm with Frank and Dan and 30 other rooms with closed doors. Not to mention russian kids that walked practically a mile to use our bathroom and kids that smelled terrible. But, now that everyone can post there should be some wicked good random shit for everyone to enjoy.

Awesome party last night, somehow we drank way more beer than we thought we would but thats just the way we roll. It's been a pretty good quarter for that so far and hopefully krispy kreme can keep it up. Speaking of the mighty KK, intramurals start up this week, let the domination begin.

Well, in the spirit of Blarfy, here's a couple of random movies and pics. mmmmmmm mmmmmmm BITCH!

Movie: stupid kids
Movie: funny goats
Picture: oh no, oh no, oh no...
Link: thanks to evan for bringing back blarfy. Now go check out his site and watch our Utah spring break video.

Since Evan decided to give me an Admin account (which he will soon regret), I figured I may as well post something.

The other day I stumbled across a fan site of random singers. I think it was a school project, but its really bad. It's worth a look if you're in the mood for something ridiculous.

Link: Singers!!

Making posts is often like having maintenance men wake you up by slamming on your bedroom door. What I mean by this is .... .

Picture: So that's why the milk was always brown.
Picture: Squirrels and their drinking habits.
Picture: Jesus died for our donuts. Truth.
Picture: This is an actual photo I took. Truth.
Picture: I can't remember a time when this picture didn't exist.

It's only been one day and I'm already coming out with a weekly feature. I will try to do these once a week. These posts will contain five hot shots hand selected by me, so you know they're quality. Without further ado and in no particular order.....

Picture: All of a sudden, BAM! Elisha Cuthbert was everywhere. Including FHM.
Picture: I recently watched Road Trip, so you know what's coming.
Picture: Ms. Hannigan is always a solid choice.
Picture: Here's an oldy but goodie, Ms UK from some recent year.
Picture: It's hard to make a top 5 list without Britney.

Ben and Dan are both now capable of adding entrys to this site, so we should get some cool stuff rolling pretty soon. Want to have magic powers like us? Let me know by email.

Movie: Cats do the funniest things.
Movie: Dave Chapelle skit 'featuring' Lil Jon.
Picture: I love meetings.
Picture: This is what I used to drive.

Alright! Blarfy.com is back in action. This site existed many years ago and was created by 4 RIT students in their dorm. This site has been completely re-written, it is all databased and ready for use. There are some nice admin pages, allowing anyone who has permission to post absolutly anything they want. That's the beauty of blarfy. Anything goes!

Movie: When selling swords goes wrong. Hilarious.
Movie: When drunk women attack, live.